It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
Comment by sam
7 10. January 2008, 9:09 am o'clock |
that was good but it didnt make me go into a seizure or a laugh attack but it was funny
Comment by Heather
6 22. October 2007, 4:04 pm o'clock |
omg! loved it!!
Comment by annie
5 28. July 2007, 4:38 pm o'clock |
OMG that was hilarious I couldn’t help but laughing at the joke it was f****** hilarious!!!!!
Comment by i LOvE Kendall.!
4 1. May 2007, 9:49 am o'clock |
Yea FUNNY…..! Priceless……
Comment by jerrica
3 26. March 2007, 3:21 pm o'clock |
that is so cute!!!
Comment by Emmaly
2 15. February 2007, 2:10 pm o'clock |
this joke was really funny so cute
:)
Comment by Kaylah
1 7. January 2007, 6:51 pm o'clock |
haha thats FUNNY!!!!