A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem:
the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or “Look, he’s hiding the flowers
under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank, Drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, and as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day… and then 2 days… and then 3 days. Finally on The 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said…… “OK, I give up. Where’s the f ‘ ing ship?”



23. May 2006, 15:54 o'clock

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  1. Comment by jessica

    so didn’t get it, that was so stupid!!!!!

  2. Comment by cbear

    the punch line was that the parrot expected it to be another one of the tricks and he gave up on trying to figure out how the magician had done it. He was waiting for the magician to make the ship reappear

  3. Comment by andrea

    ohh man i did not understood it. if someone understood it send an email on andreamallia@hotmail.co.uk and pls help me to understand it

  4. Comment by kk

    weird but funny

  5. Comment by annie

    o-k?.

  6. Comment by Aubrey

    I did not get it one bit but at least the bird knows Americas favorite word. :-p

  7. Comment by Evan

    ive herd it before

  8. Comment by jerrica

    dido again funny but i got it when i read it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Comment by Katie

    omg this took me a second but it was soo funny!!!

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