A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem:
the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or “Look, he’s hiding the flowers
under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank, Drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, and as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day… and then 2 days… and then 3 days. Finally on The 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said…… “OK, I give up. Where’s the f ‘ ing ship?”
Comment by jessica
9 21. April 2008, 5:18 pm o'clock |
so didn’t get it, that was so stupid!!!!!
Comment by cbear
8 23. January 2008, 9:11 pm o'clock |
the punch line was that the parrot expected it to be another one of the tricks and he gave up on trying to figure out how the magician had done it. He was waiting for the magician to make the ship reappear
Comment by andrea
7 11. September 2007, 8:39 am o'clock |
ohh man i did not understood it. if someone understood it send an email on andreamallia@hotmail.co.uk and pls help me to understand it
Comment by kk
6 15. August 2007, 8:29 am o'clock |
weird but funny
Comment by annie
5 28. July 2007, 4:20 pm o'clock |
o-k?.
Comment by Aubrey
4 3. June 2007, 1:12 pm o'clock |
I did not get it one bit but at least the bird knows Americas favorite word. :-p
Comment by Evan
3 19. May 2007, 2:13 pm o'clock |
ive herd it before
Comment by jerrica
2 24. March 2007, 2:18 pm o'clock |
dido again funny but i got it when i read it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Katie
1 26. August 2006, 3:27 pm o'clock |
omg this took me a second but it was soo funny!!!