A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. “I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again??” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!” The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. “I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again??” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!” The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Comment by ya mum
7 14. November 2007, 6:17 pm o'clock |
that was pretty kool but some husbands know what their wives mean
Comment by noelee
6 28. September 2007, 6:51 pm o'clock |
that was sooooo funny.lol.
Comment by Neomi
5 27. June 2007, 1:33 pm o'clock |
that was purrty funny! typical husband trying to make everything right but always fails to do so!!!!! LOL
Comment by Aubrey
4 3. June 2007, 1:05 pm o'clock |
OMG I luv it!!!!!!!!!! i alost flat out cryed becuase it was so funny! ya i like told me sister and she luved 2 to!
Comment by Samantha
3 7. May 2007, 7:50 pm o'clock |
hey can anyone now please help me now become a member!? please!?
Thanks.
~Samantha
Comment by stacey x
2 12. April 2007, 8:37 am o'clock |
i dow know ow 2 use dis syt meh self 2 b honest lolz
Comment by Samantha
1 7. April 2007, 4:24 pm o'clock |
That baby is sooooooo smart! Does anyone know how it does that!? joking only joking though! lol! hahaha! Does anyone know how to become a member on this website? please tell me! post a comment for me please!