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Business Socks

tom — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:22:12 +0000

This is hilarious! Do you have business socks?

New Video

tom — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:48:33 +0000

Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com

Samsing Turbo 3000 Cellphone - Does Everything!

tom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:22:08 +0000

Does your cell phone do this?

Guess It

tom — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:24:56 +0000

There’s a new quiz game in town:

To Be 6 Again…

tom — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:14:25 +0000

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. “I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again??” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!” The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Smart Baby

tom — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:14:48 +0000

How old is he?? One?

Cat in a Bowl?

tom — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:59:24 +0000

Freaky cat!

Funny Commercial

tom — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:50:30 +0000

Excuse the language.

One-Minute Mysteries

tom — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:19:57 +0000

See if you can solve the mystery from the clues you are given
None are trick questions. Answers below.

Mystery 1…

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer.

Who did it and how did they know?

Mystery 2…

A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader.

How did he do this?

Mystery 3…

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend. Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police. “I was walking by Mr. Tidy’s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there.

There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward.”

The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy.

How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

ANSWERS:

1. It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail.
There is no mail on Sunday.

2. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.

3. Frost forms on the inside of the window, not the outside.
So, Mr. Fiend could not have wiped it off to discover Mr. Tidy’s
body.

Why Dogs Bite People

tom — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:33:50 +0000

Please don’t do this to your dog this halloween.

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